Aww look at the cutey kitty cat

Today, someone smuggled a kitten into office
Of all the reactions, I never imagined this.
Maybe its coz she's so tiny,
Playful with eyes so shiny.
Although mind control is also a hypothesis!

Note: T. Gondii is an actual parasite that alters the behavior (mind control!) of rats making them more susceptible to be eaten by cats - which is the only host where the T. Gondii can reproduce. It's pretty fascinating.  I remember reading somewhere about how it could also affect behavior of humans but I could not find proof of that.

Prime Day Disappointment

Prime day was to be a miser's gold mine.
I started looking at deals in office at nine
But the bargains were few
And really nothing new.
Though a fancy chef's hat is now mine!

The plant destroyer strikes again

Oh Basil! they promised you grew like a weed.
In my meals, pesto would've had the starring lead.
"From garden to table,"
Alas, remains a fable.
A green thumb is what I desperately need.

Finding Phone

One of the reasons I disliked being alone
Was the lack of another's cell to find my phone
Now I do not worry.
Google call is free!
Now if only I had not silenced the ringtone.